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Champions League Club Profiles

Here’s a quick word on each of the 32 sides that qualified for the Champions League group stages.

Group A


Qualification Route:

Won the Eredivisie to qualify automatically

The most successful Dutch team ever having won 36 leagues and 20 cups. Ajax have won 8 European trophies and made the semi-finals of the Champions League in 2019. Typically have a rebuilding job on their hands after each season with multiple young talents moving on to bigger money clubs.


Qualification Route:

Finished 3rd in Serie A to qualify automatically

Domestically the last few seasons have seen Napoli have some false dawns in terms of title challenges, but still consistently make the Champions League. Some big names have departed including Senegalese captain Kalidou Koulibaly, midfielder Fabian Ruiz, and playmaker Lorenzo Insigne.


Qualification Route:

Finished 2nd in the English Premier League to qualify automatically

Beaten finalists last season, Liverpool were very close to ending their campaign with 4 trophies. They’ve won this competition more than any other English side, but have had a slow frustrating start to the league campaign after lifting the Community Shield.


Qualification Route:

Entered into the 3rd Qualifying Round as Scottish Premiership Runners-up

Close to being top seeds in the competition but lost the Europa League on penalties last season. The 4th oldest club in Scotland were forced to make their way up through the Scottish leagues having entered administration in 2012.

Group B


Qualification Route:

Won the Primiera Liga to qualify automatically

Came out of nowhere to win the competition in 2004 under a Portuguese coach who is probably still around somewhere. 3 Portuguese titles in 5 seasons have meant they are ever presents in the Champions League.

Bayer 04 Leverkusen

Qualification Route:

Finished 3rd in the German Bundesliga to qualify automatically

Leverkusen hold the record for the most 2nd place finishes in the German league without ever winning it. The made the Champions League Final in 2002 but were beaten by Real Madrid. Czech star Patrick Schick will be their key man for goals.

Atletico de Madrid

Qualification Route:

Finished 3rd in La Liga to qualify automatically

Became something of a romantics dream during the last decade. Atleti broke the duopoly of Barca and Real by winning La Liga, and were inches away on two occasions from winning the Champions League. Diego Simeone’s side aren’t underdogs anymore, but you can still expect plenty of shithousery.

Club Brugge

Qualification Route:

Won the Belgian First Division A to qualify automatically

Runners-up of the European Cup back in the 70’s, Club Brugge are the only Belgian team to have reached the final. They are the record holders for the most consecutive seasons of the Europa League at 20, but didn’t feature last season as they finished bottom of their UCL group with 4 points.

Group C

Bayern Munich

Qualification Route:

Won the German Bundesliga to qualify automatically

Bayern have won 10 German Bundesliga titles in a row. In that time they have lifted the Champions League twice. Ever green Thomas Müller and new signing Sadio Mané will lead the line. Superstar Joshua Kimmich has moved from his usual Right-Back position to a more central midfield role in the league games.

Inter Milan

Qualification Route:

Finished 2nd in Serie A to qualify automatically

Resigning Romelu Lukaku on loan will give them a big boost up front, last time he played for Inter his goals helped them win the league. Left-Back Robin Gosens and Forward Joaquin Correa are two new faces who could play a big part this season.


Qualification Route:

Finishes 2nd in La Liga to qualify automatically

For a team that is supposedly in financial disarray Barca have made multiple high profile signings. Young guns Pedri, Ansu Fati, and Frenkie De Jong will provide the spine of the team for years to come.

Viktoria Plzeň

Qualification Route:

Entered the second qualifying round as Czech First League

Improved domestically last season from finishing 5th in the previous campaign. The Czech Champions were eliminated in the Conference League Play-Offs last season, which may have helped them win the league. This is there 4th time reaching the groups stages of the Champions League. Viktoria Plzeň currently sit 2nd domestically and are unbeaten in the league. They’ve scored 11 goals.

Things to look out for: Robert Lewandowski will return to Bayern Munich after forcing through a move to Barcelona over the Summer.

Group D

Eintracht Frankfurt

Qualification Route:

Won the Europa League to qualify automatically

The German side will be regarded as the favorable top seed to be drawn against having finished in the bottom half of the Bundesliga last season. Frankfurt were fairly flat in the Super Cup. Former world cup winning goal scorer Mario Götze plays for them. Goalkeeper Kevin Trapp is an important figure, as is journeyman captain Sebastian Rode. This is their debut in the competition.

Sporting CP

Qualification Route:

Finished 2nd in the Primeira Liga to qualify automatically

Won their first league title in 19 years two seasons ago. Midfielder Pedro Gonçalves is their key man. Mixed results so far in the league see them sitting in 7th position.

Tottenham Hotspur

Qualification Route:

Finished 4th in the English Premier League to qualify automatically

Transformed under Antonio Conte, Spurs are now title contenders in England. Somehow made the final in 2019, this Tottenham team is now a lot more of a serious threat when it comes to winning trophies. Plenty of goals in the team with Harry Kane , Song Heung-min, and new signing Dejan Kulusevski.

Olympique de Marseille

Qualification Route:

Finished 2nd in Ligue 1 to qualify automatically

Won the Champions League in 1993, and remain the only French side to have done so. Unbeaten start to Ligue 1, Marseille are expected to be title contenders. Dimitri Payet is their captain.

Group E

AC Milan

Qualification Route:

Won Serie A to qualify automatically

One time giants of European Football. Milan won their first league title in 11 seasons to get back in the big time. Mike Maignan in net is already a superstar with young players like Alexis Saelemaekers and Sandro Tonali set to possibly have breakthrough seasons. They’ve won 7 European Cups, the most recent of which was in 2007.

Red Bull Salzburg

Qualification Route:

Won the Austrian Bundesliga to qualify automatically

One of two energy drink sides in the competition. The dominant side in Austria in recent seasons.


Qualification Route:

Finished 3rd in the English Premier League to qualify automatically

Won the whole thing in 2021. A bit of an enigma under Thomas Tuchel where things can be going really well or really badly. N’Golo Kanté returning from injury will be huge. Kai Havertz is the key man for the goals.

GNK Dinamo Zagreb

Qualification Route:

Entered the second qualifying round as Prva HNL Champions

The club that produced Luka Modric. Dinamo Zagreb have won a record 23 Croatian league titles. Their last game was their 150th European Cup game including qualifiers.

Group F

Real Madrid

Qualification Route:

Won the Champions League to qualify automatically

Went all the way last season coming from behind multiple times. Karim Benzema is the best striker in the world at the moment with Vinícius Júnor backing him up. Young guns Aurélien Tchouaméni and Eduardo Camavinga will help provide energy in a midfield with Luka Modric and Toni Kroos providing the experience. Super Cup winners.

Shakhtar Donetsk

Qualification Route:

Qualified automatically as the team that was top of the Ukrainian Premier League when it was abandoned

Will be playing their home games in Poland. Football is far from the biggest story in Ukraine with the ongoing war.

You can donate to support Ukraine at RedCross and UniCef.

RB Leipzig

Qualification Route:

Finished 2nd in the German Bundesliga to qualify automatically

Another energy drink side. Known as the most hated team in Germany. Christopher Nkunku is their key man.


Qualification Route:

Won the Scottish Premiership to qualify automatically

Australian Ange Pstecoglou led Celtic to regain their league title last year. It’s Celtic’s first appearance in the group stage since 2008, and once again they are drawn to play the reigning champions. Ange ball has served them well this season with the Glasgow side so far. Kyogo Furuhasi, Liel Abada, and Jota will be key for them going forward.

Group G

Manchester City

Qualification Route:

Won the English Premier League to qualify automatically

Lots of money. Lots of goals. They’ve already scored 21 in 7 competitive games this season with Erling Haaland scoring almost half of those.

Borussia Dortmund

Qualification Route:

Finished 2nd in the German Bundesliga to qualify automatically

The last team to win the German Bundesliga that wasn’t Bayern Munich.


Qualification Route:

Finished 4th in La Liga to qualify automatically

The masters of the Europa League. Yet to really excel in the Champions League despite becoming a consistent top 4 team in Spain.


Qualification Route:

Entered the play-off round as Danish Superliga Champions

Have played in European Football in all but one season since being established in 1992. The most successful Danish side when it comes to Europe, making the Last 16 of the UCL in 2011 and the Quarter-Finals of the Europa League in 2020.

Look Out For: In rounds 2 and 5 Haaland comes up against his former club Dortmund.

Group H

Paris Saint-Germain

Qualification Route:

Won Ligue 1 to qualify automatically

Big money. Yet to win a European trophy since the big money takeover in 2011, but did previously win the Cup Winners’ Cup. Dominant domestically thanks to their spending power.

SL Benfica

Qualification Route:

Entered the third qualifying round having finished 3rd in the Primeira Liga

Made the Quarter Finals last time but under-performed in the league. Benfica have lost a key man in Darwin Nunez.


Qualification Route:

Finished 4th in Serie A to qualify automatically

Winning 9 consecutive Serie A titles didn’t translate to much European success. The Turin side has fallen down the pecking order in Italy in recent seasons. Hold the distinction of the most losses in the European Cup Finals.

Maccabi Haifa

Qualification Route:

Entered the second qualifying round as champions of the Israeli Premier League

A 3rd appearance in the Champions League group stage, and a first since 2010. More UCL appearances than any Israeli team.

Fun Fact: Juventus and Benfica are the only teams to have lost more European Cup finals then they have won (Juventus won 2 and lost 7, Benfica won 2 and lost 5).

Group Stage Match Dates

6th/7th September

13th/14th September

4th/5th October

11th/12th October

25th/26th October

1st/2nd November


Bayern Are Kings Of Europe

There was one change in the starting lineup from the past few UCL games for Bayern. Kingsley Coman came in for Perisic. The frenchman proved to be the winner, after Kimmich found his head with an excellent ball just before the hour mark.

Bayern were deserved winners in a game that was a long way from the spectacle many were hoping for. In our predictions we said there would be goals. We were wrong, there was goal, singular. But overall nobody can deny Bayern Munich have been the best team in Europe this season, certainly since the restart. They had almost 40 more dangerous attacks on the night than PSG, and had 200 more completed passes.

The French champions weren’t without chances in their quest to complete the quadruple. Alaba gifted Mbappe a chance, with the World Cup winner playing a one-two but shooting straight at the keeper. It really should have been 1 – 0 there and then. They were kept out by Manuel Neuer who was in super form, making a particularly good save with his right leg from a Marquinhos chance after Di Maria played him in.

There was another big chance for an equalizer in the 90th minute. Choupo-Moting, the hero against Atalanta, had the ball just outside the box with options to his left and right. Instead he took too long and passed to Mbappe in an offside position. Moments later Mbappe found Neymar but the Brazilian couldn’t get his shot away. Neymar had an overall disappointing game.

PSG seemed to lose confidence as the game went on, and seemed to lack ideas after going behind. Bayern however were more composed. Lewandowski hit the post, and occupied a few defenders for Coman’s goal, which was ultimately the winner. Muller had an all around good performance, doing as much defensively as he did going forward. Thiago was masterful in midfield providing penetrative passes. If he’s played his last game for Bayern he can be very proud of how he went out.

Bayern won every game in the competition on their way to lifting the Champions League. They have also won the treble (League, Cup, European Cup) for the second time in their history. They first completed a hat-trick of trophies in 2013.

  • Hansi Flick became the 6th person to play for and manage the same team in a Men’s Champions League/European Cup final. The other 5 were: Vincente del Bosque (Real Madrid), Zinedine Zidane (Real Madrid), Carlo Ancelotti (AC Milan), Miguel Munoz (Real Madrid), Pep Guardiola (Barcelona).
  • Kingsley Coman has now won 20 trophies since his proffesional career began. He has played for PSG, Juventus, and Bayern Munich. He wins a tophy on average every 9 matches.
  • PSG’s starting lineup cost roughly €600Million to assemble. Bayern’s cost roughly €108.

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