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Your Aul Lad To Spend The Day Telling People He Still Doesn’t Care About Women’s Football

Despite nobody asking his opinion, and not being forced to engage with the subject, your aul lad has planned to spend his day telling anybody who will listen that he still doesn’t care about women’s football.

Following the Ireland senior women’s team setting a record for the biggest win in a game by an Irish international side, your dad has made it his business to ensure everybody knows he isn’t particularly interested in the women’s game (which is the exact same game as the men’s version).

Speaking to a customer service worker he frequently bothers, your dad was quoted as saying “You know there’s science behind it, men are a better fit for kicking a ball because they have testosterone”, before commenting on the players were “alright looking”, which achieved nothing but making everyone around him uncomfortable.

Your dad is expected to continue his venture in informing all who have to listen that football is a man’s game. He will conclude by saying he could outplay any of the women’s side, despite the fact he cannot see or find his own genitals.

Ireland recorded a record 11-0 win over Georgia on Tuesday, with the FAI to launch an investigation.


Finn Harps Actually Won The League Back In March

While many League of Ireland fans are getting ready to witness Shamrock Rovers lift the Premier Division title for a 2nd successive season, there is clear evidence that indicates Finn Harps are the 2021 League of Ireland Premier Division champions, having topped the table during the 2nd round of fixtures.

Finn Harps being champions may not fit the mainstream agenda, however it is clear that the Harps in the image above are top of the table, making any games taking place after this irrelevant.

Further good news to come out of this is that Champions League football will be arriving in Ballyboffey. Finally teams like Bayern Munich, Real Madrid, Liverpool, and P$G will have a chance to take a step into the spotlight and play against the biggest team in Donegal.