It was announced recently that 3 mobile were no longer going to be Ireland’s football shirt sponsor. So we scoured the country to find the best candidates for Ireland’s next top shirt sponsor.
Obvious choice, who better to lead Ireland into a new era than Mr. Tayto. May actually be a good option to run the FAI in future. Just stay away from Sad Mr. Tayto.
Today’s Bread Today to lead the Boys and Girls in Green into a new tomorrow. Why not just combine the bread and crisps and have the team sponsored by Crisp sandwiches.
Add a bit of Orange to the national jersey, and have little orange bits floating around the kit.
Surely something tea related would be viable.
Michael D Higgins Tea Cosies
Who in their right mind wouldn’t buy a jersey with a Miggle D Tea Cosy on it.
A Wooden Spoon
What better way to stir up fear into our opponents than a wooden spoon (provided they grew up in Ireland in or before the 90’s).
We’ll be the most elegant team not to qualify for the 96 team World Cup.
Partially Deflated Balls
If we want to get to a first World Cup since 2002 we have to think like we’re in 2002.
The Stickit Inn
A place of affluent business from two of Ireland’s best role models.
Fitting for the FAI mess.
What do you want to see on Ireland’s football jerseys?
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