Manchester City Just A Couple Of Billion More Away From UCL Glory

Manchester City come up short in the Champions League once again, proving once and for all they have not spent enough money. Despite being one of the richest clubs in the world Man City have suffered from a lack of funding over the last decade, having only spent 400 Trillion on trophies.

The Manchester City owners need to loosen the purse strings and go out and buy the following if they are the reach the pinnacle of European football:

  • Erling Haaland
  • Kylian Mbappe
  • Karim Benzema
  • Lionel Messi from 2011
  • Neymar without the attitude
  • Prime Paulo Maldini
  • The 1970’s Brazilian Squad
  • The UCL Trophy
  • Two More Kevin De Bruyne’s
  • The Little Car That Brought The Ball Onto The Pitch During The Euros
  • West Ham
  • Carlo Ancelottis’ Eyebrows
  • A Crest For Their 3rd Kit

Furthermore Manchester City should have their number of players brought up from the youth team to the first team to 1.5.

In short, if Man City spend just another 2 Billion and everyone else stops buying they’ll win the Champions League.