Your Aul Lad To Spend The Day Telling People He Still Doesn’t Care About Women’s Football

Despite nobody asking his opinion, and not being forced to engage with the subject, your aul lad has planned to spend his day telling anybody who will listen that he still doesn’t care about women’s football.

Following the Ireland senior women’s team setting a record for the biggest win in a game by an Irish international side, your dad has made it his business to ensure everybody knows he isn’t particularly interested in the women’s game (which is the exact same game as the men’s version).

Speaking to a customer service worker he frequently bothers, your dad was quoted as saying “You know there’s science behind it, men are a better fit for kicking a ball because they have testosterone”, before commenting on the players were “alright looking”, which achieved nothing but making everyone around him uncomfortable.

Your dad is expected to continue his venture in informing all who have to listen that football is a man’s game. He will conclude by saying he could outplay any of the women’s side, despite the fact he cannot see or find his own genitals.

Ireland recorded a record 11-0 win over Georgia on Tuesday, with the FAI to launch an investigation.


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